Since the papers lack to create gumption - let me break down some of the basic news 2 the people reading it :)
Apparently, Kate and Russell "have become devout worshippers of Lord Ganesha" just like how the couples are fans of substance abuse. (no offence to the deity. )
Just like how Heidi Klum and Seal got re-married in a Hindi Wedding ceremony, and while the rituals were being performed by a sundry pandit.. Hiedi had tears in her eyes as she understood the reasons why a hindu woman leaves her 'sabkuch and becomes parayi' to her parents.
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| Anybody find it funny, eh? |
Just like how, soon enough. Heidi was dressed as Maa Kali for Halloween party at her place, ( not surprisingly, she bagged the award for the best costume of the night !)
Just like Julia Roberts got converted to Hinduism after shooting in India for ehr 'sleepy' movie 'Eat.Pray,Love'
Digressing from the point to the point of focus, Russell Brand gifted Katy Perry a tigress as a sign of remembrance and un-ending love . why? For reasons the tigress in question alone knows. and oh. So that the so called activists in question do not get their share of lime-light. the tigress claimed she will be left back in India while he would provide some the dollars for her welfare. the tigress resents that she dint get a chance to share a bed or a bathtub with Katy . Katy who has previously shared her bed with a girl, Travie McCoy, Russel Brand to name a few.
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| Save the straying look after the wedding Katy. |
Has your love for Katy too gone out of the window as soon as you left India ???? Eh, Russel ??
And in the meanwhile, Rihanna who was supposed to be her so called bridsmaid could make it for the wedding because of her professional commitments.
'All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players'
Couldn't sum it any better.
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